Phonis Interruptus

So my girlfriend and I are at my apartment.

Ye olde love nest

My two roommates are not home,so we are enjoying each others company and getting intimate.



(What chemistry)

 We could never keep our hands off each other.

As we are in the throws of passion, the phone rings.

GF "You had better not get that!"
ME "Hell no!!..I'm not answering that!!"

We continue our exploration of each other and ignore the ringing of the phone until the answering machine picks up.

Always when you don't want it!

AM "You have reached Tony and blah, blah"...you get the picture.
         "BEEP"

Voice of roommate: aka: Mr. Funnyman Jokester
      " GET OFF THE BABYSITTER!!!

"MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION!"

This statemant sounds like its coming from a bullhorn ,and it resonates throughout entire apartment
at an alarming volume....and I can picture his face.

"Hope I didn't interrupt anything."

Loonngggg pause
His voice again" I just wanted to see if you were still picking me up when I'm done at work."
                              " Call me."

"What did he just say?"

The soft voices and whispers of love making  have now been replaced with hysterical laughter.

"That's soo funny!"

Needless to say this moment has brought on a tantric lull to our pleasure.

My girlfriend and I are both now crying from laughing so hard .
GF "That's fucked up!"
ME" Yeah...he knows that we are here together , and he already knows I'm coming to get him."...
      "He's such a dick!"
GF" I'm gonna kill him!"

We were able to calm ourselves and finish what we started, and I did go and get him from work.

ME( to him as soon as he got into car)
" Very funny fucking asshole!"

HIM " WHAT?!"....with that look.

"OH ..I got your ass!"