A "Conversation" ?

(This is one of the most unsusal conversatons I've ever had....funny though.)

She sends me an email that says," I read your posts and we need to talk."

(any email that starts,"we need to talk"...never good)

Then follows a paragraph of her telling her side of the situation.
Nicely stated, direct and thoughtful.

I send a reply saying," I agree we need to talk." I then write a bit of what I believe we should cover,
and state," I believe that we should talk sooner than later."

Her response is the kicker here folks.
She says ," I meant for the email to be the conversation."

(DuhWut?)

LMAO..."REALLY?!!"

"If this is a conversation,I'm going deaf!"

 So in essence the conversation was this ," I think we need to talk....,  Here read this! "

Not exactly what Webster defines as talking ,or conversation...LOL..but I know she meant well.