Florence Nightmare

As I sit in the E.R. ,in the most excruciating pain EVER,I realize that I am NOT in the presence of the nourishing angel of mercy and medicine that is going to take my pain away....OH NO!!..I ..am in the presence of Florence Nightmare.

Nurse Nightmare "So what do you think is the matter sir?"
Me " I believe that I am passing a kidney stone."
Ms Nightmare "Oh GOOD!...Now you will know what it is like to give birth!!"
(with a smile )
(of enjoyment)
Me "REALLY?!!" My mind is ablaze with thoughts of Karmic
retribution for being the youngest and only brother to
3 older sisters...Yeah ..I was a handfull!
Nurse N. "I have no sympathy for men!"
(still)
(with smile)
I suddenly wish for the power of transference